I'm a voyeur. There, glad I finally said it. I've always enjoyed people watching. Some would say it's because of my thespian background, others would say it's just because I am weird. Everyone would be partially correct!
Anyhoo, here are the top 5 things I learned today just by watching others. It will amaze and astound you.
1. Don't drive while holding an ice cream cone - especially in Texas once the temps are above 70 - which is almost year round. Trying to steer, lick, avoid traffic, and talk on your cell phone is just impossible.
2. Don't play throw the ball with your dog along a busy intersection. That is just begging to hear your child cry for a week.
3. Don't come to work if you are heavily medicated, act like you're heavily medicated, or are just stupid. You really can't get your job done and you just annoy everyone else.
4. Telling your 3-year old child "no" in Wal-Mart only makes the kid cry louder. So just lie to the kid - by the time you get to the check out, the kid won't remember what he wanted.
5. Eating chocolate cake for breakfast really doesn't give you a tummy ache.
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